Monday 13 December 2010

Just Another Door Matt


So here he is folks 2010 X-Factor winner Matt Cardle - thank Christ it's all over now. Well he's been given a £1 million quid to get him up and running in the record business thanks to Simon Cowell. Have you noticed anything about this business folks? When we have a winner on these shows, they're always only given a £1 million to get that all important album out. Well as I see it, if Rooney can land an extra £100,000 a week I'm sure Matt should be asking for at least £2 million - just a thought. Well good luck to yer son at least Cher didn't win, she did whinge though. Oh and by the way Matt...get a shave, you look like a tramp.

A United Miners


So here are a few of the rescued miners of the Chilean Miners Disaster. Guess what folks, they've just been invited to a full VIP trip with all the trimmings to Manchester United to see the stadium and Alex Ferguson. Wow how will they see it all with those bloody glasses on!!! And my point here? Every day our troops risk life and limb to protect this country and when they come home what do they get...fuck all! Spat at by non-residents, told they'll have to wait 4 years for any claim relating in a lost limb etc. When that plane lands in Manchester Airport it should be re-fuelled and sent back to Chile along with those so called heroes, £250 pair of glasses each huh! What about our lads back packs, fuck all in there worth £250 is there!!!

A Right Charlie


So this is Charlie Gilmour, who thought it would be a rockstar fitting to tear down a Union Jack. What he forgot to think about during his drug fuelled rampage was... it was attached to the worlds most famous Cenotaph. Whoops!!! A report today after his arrest quoted him as saying (Telegraph)...“The red tops [tabloid newspapers] can go f*** themselves. They’re the despicable ones, they should have been paying attention to the poor person who had to have brain surgery after the police smashed her in, not to f****** stupid me swinging off a flag.
There's the two key words folks - Stupid and Me. Here is a 21 year old who's father, rock legend, David Gilmour of Pink Floyd adopted him as his son and sent him to a very posh school. David Gilmour is worth today £78 million quid. Wouldn't Charlie been better of handing out some of that money on the day to make sure his fellow poor students could afford the education he had. He could of put 8600 students through for a good term. That would have given him a proper recognition, don't you think Mr Gilmour - knobhead.